For A Second I Thought This Guy Was God:

Chat Roulette, Is It Dangerous???

I didnt even know what Chat Roulette is until i saw this sweet prank, allegedly pulled off by a 12 year old trying to clown on a group of young Christian chatters. You dont have to read the whole thing to get the point, just skim to get the gist of the conversation.

Click Here for the the whole conversation and the punch line... its worth it!

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Fear and Loathing in 2010

I cant believe it's February already.

Here we are officially balls deep into 2010, on our way to the end of the world if the Mayans were right and all I have to show for it is a very extensive iTunes library,the high score on the Guitar Hero arcade machine at the Redondo Beach Arcade, and a series of scars; reminders of my ignorance.

If you don't think the fact that it's 2010 already is crazy then consider this... If Back to the Future was made today and Doc Brown juiced it to 88 miles an hour and they went back the same relative amount of time, they would be traveling to 1980... Where the fuck is my god damn hover-board?!?!? Where are the flying cars?!?! And god-damn-it where the hell is my android sex doll!?!?

I think it's time to revisit the many things we were promised which remain undelivered.

1. Lightsabers: Probably the coolest weapon to ever hit Hollywood. Lightsabers are weapons of the Jedi and Sith and made by each owner as part of their training... don't judge me for knowing that, I read it on Wikipedia (yes, I put research into this post...moving on). Think about how cool it would be to carry around a samurai sword. Then think of how cool it would be it the samurai sword was a giant switchblade, glowed, and could sear flesh instantly cauterizing wounds. The idea of the lightsaber has been around since the 70's and to date no one has been able to create anything even remotely close, and that makes me sad.




2. Holograms: Almost every movie ever made that referenced the future has one thing in common. Fucking holograms! I'm not talking about those crappy hologram posters you had on your ceiling in high school that glow under a black light (although those were pretty bad ass). Physicists theorize that holograms, as they are seen in movies, are not possible. However, if you watched CNN's coverage of the elections last year you could clearly see that science was wrong again, as a 3D hologram of Will-I-Am (from Black Eyed Peas) conversed with Wolf Blitzer. This further proves my theory that Wolf Blitzer isn't real.



3. Mars: In the 1950, back when men were men and women were still sexually repressed we sent a man to the moon. Think about that. Some dudes just sacked up and said lets put a man on the moon. So they did... they found a few guys who were willing to risk what at the time had to seem like certain death to explore the great unknown and be the first to do something - today's equivalent of "first!" on a comment string. (If you participate in this nonsense I hereby banish you from reading anything I write. Cease and desist, immediately.) What happened to the balls to the walls attitude NASA used to have?!?! I'll tell you this much, if the Russians were tying to get there we'd have already gone. I hate you mars rover.



4. Flying Cars: we're almost there... Flying Car from Moller


5. Virtual Reality (VR): If you weren't there, you probably wouldn't believe it. But way back at the start of the 90s, people at the edge of the emerging digital culture talked about VR — the idea that we would soon interact in shared 3D worlds — as much as, if not more than, they talked about the internet. (Of course, we were talking about it on the internet, so I guess sometimes you just don't notice your immediate surroundings.) There were dozens of conferences about VR and lots of national media coverage in every major outlet. There were movies and TV shows that revolved around VR and there was even one arcade game. But VR quickly disappeared from public consciousness. WTF!



... more to come, stay tuned

Is Smoking Still Cool?

Apparently not. Even in Los Angles, the city of whats hot, cigarette sales are down compared to last year (2009). Why is this you ask? Maybe its health, maybe the stink, maybe LA gets enough pollution from the smog, or maybe it the laws (no, those probably help smoking)

Well whatever it is, it has left all the cool kids addicted to something thats not that cool anymore... Solutions? Give this a try, in the video our demonstrator Sky, even makes it look cool again. Without the dying involved.



If you are interested in Electronic Cigarettes check out this site for e cig info, purchasing and more videos.

Kick in the New Year with this!

Public Service Anouncement

and now you know...

I Don't Give A Shit

Our generation is generally more apolitical, agnostic, and, well, apathetic than our parents’. When asked to speak out for or against an issue, we default to ambivalence – because it just seems like a lot less work. This tepidness extends not just to matters of national importance, but also – and, perhaps more so – to the day-to-day minutiae of our lives. We don’t say what we’re thinking because we don’t want to piss anyone off, or worse, get fired. Because I’m not concerned about either of those things, I’d like to take this opportunity to vent on behalf of my peers. After all, generations past spoke out on what they cared about most. But if there’s one thing that today’s youth is passionate about, it’s not caring at all in the first place.

Nobody cares about your fucking fundraiser. Listen, charity is great and I donate every year – on my own accord. But these days I get invited to more fundraisers than I did birthday parties the year my friends all turned twenty-one. So please stop emailing me about car washes, bake sales, sock hops, and silent auctions for random-ass causes I have no desire to support. It’s enough already. I don’t want to go. In fact, no one wants to go. Unless of course it’s open bar – then maybe we’ll consider it.

Don’t include a list of your favorite books in your online profile if you’re just going to list the Harry Potter series. Hell, I’ve read them, too. But who are we kidding? Everyone knows that, in your case, those are the only seven books you’ve read in the past decade. Considering their target age group is about eight years old, you should be embarrassed.

Fuck global warming. That’s right, I said it: fuck global warming. I believe it exists and I believe it’s bad. I just can’t stand to hear one more celebrity talk about it. If the federal government wants to enact a law that within five years all cars need to get 50 MPG, I’m fine with that. In the meantime, leave me the fuck alone. I mean, what the hell do you expect me to do – build a compost heap in my fucking one-bedroom apartment?

For years, I’ve wondered how it’s possible that annoying people who don’t shut the fuck up don’t realize how annoying they are. We’ve all been there – trapped in a conversation with someone who isn’t able to pick up on the most obvious clues that you’re not interested whatsoever in what they have to say and are desperate to leave. I call these people HCI's – “head cock inducers” – because while you’re standing there listening to them blab on and on you subconsciously cock your head to one side and think to yourself, “Is she fucking serious right now?”

Don’t send me online photo albums from events I did not attend. Nobody cares about your friend’s sister’s wedding. Don’t let your girlfriend be the one to tell the story if both you and her witnessed an event. Nobody cares about the intricate details of what everyone was wearing. Don’t reply “maybe” to Evites. Nobody cares that you might be coming – and if you don’t show up I’m gonna send you the online photo album just for spite.

In the end, I think that my problem, and the problem of my generation, is a lack of patience. Information comes at us so fast these days, it’s hard not to be impatient. I’ve been known to ask a question, and then lose interest a few seconds into the answer. Sometimes, I can’t even be bothered to finish my own sentences. A typical story I might tell my mom: “So, I went to the store like you suggested and blah, blah, whatever, I gotta go.” I guess I forget that moms are interested in everything. Like this one time – actually, forget it. You don’t give a shit.

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