Friday, July 31, 2009

Friday Drink Drop: Bicardi Pink Squeeze

This one is for the ladies, and its a tasty one... not that I tried it myself, I have just heard.

  • 1.5oz Bacardi Light Rum
  • Pink Lemonaid

Pour Rum into tall glass filled with ice.
Fill with Pink Lemonade.

There is going to be a new format to the Friday drink drop starting next week (for real this time). Stay tuned, its about to be a lot more exciting so your gonna wanna check back next week

Monday, July 27, 2009

Now That is a Highlight Video: More Knock Outs than Chuck Liddell

Benny Hinn is clearly the KO king and i have neglected to notice this until now. After years of "saving" people with his knock out power this compilation really brings home the power of his ridiculous religious antics.

Hinn has spent years fooling the fathful into thinking he is a profit and the anointed and a "healer" when infact he is not even a good guesser and he is a fake. Nothing he says has come true and on many accounts news reports could not find anyone that Hinn has actually helped heal.

Here is a great excript from wikipedia:

Hinn made a number of unfulfilled (religious) prophecies for the 90s, such as God will destroy America's homosexual community in 1995 or the death of Fidel Castro, election of the first female president of the USA, the East Coast of the United States will be devastated by earthquakes, etc., all before the third millennium. Hinn also appeared on the Trinity Broadcasting Network in October 1999 to claim that God had given him a vision that thousands of dead people would be resurrected after watching the network -- laying out a scenario of people placing their dead loved ones' hands on TV screens tuned into the station -- and that TBN would be "an extension of Heaven to Earth."

Open your eyes

Mondays Wasted Weekend Pic Drop

I feel like you never know when you are going to have to take some shots, so my advice for you this week is to always stay hydrated and drink electrolytes.

Sometimes your just hanging out and have no intention of consuming alcohol and then all the sudden you get hit with a shot challenge... what are you gonna do back down? Not if your hydrated.

These girls are helping each other hydrate.

This girl forgot to hydrate

Ahhh, see. Someone is hydrating properly. Good job Sue

This next picture i cant show because she ate her face off

This guy tried to hydrate with Skol Vodka

Check back every Monday for photo updates on the weekend's search for god. If you have any from your searches send em over Sunday and ill get them up! (email link is at the bottom of my homepage)

Friday, July 24, 2009

Friday Drink Drop: Nerd

Out & about and feel like some candy, try this!



.75oz Grape Vodka
.75oz Watermelon Pucker
Splash of Sour Mix

Mixed everything really well over ice and strain well.

Have fun this weekend, drink all you can and if you find God, let me know.

There is going to be a new format to the Friday drink drop starting next week. Stay tuned, its about to be a lot more exciting so your gonna wanna check back next week.
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Thursday, July 23, 2009

Reminder: Nunchucks and Skateboards dont Mix

So maybe he wasn't nunchucking on his skateboard but it sure did add insult to injury.

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Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Reminder: Pogo Sticks and Skateboards dont Mix

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Monday, July 20, 2009

Mondays Wasted Weekend Pic Drop

I hope everyone had an eventful weekend! I know i did, maybe a little too much on Sunday Funday.
At least she is in the passenger seat...

Holding on for Bear life

The toilet paper makes this pic an instant classic

This never ends well

Now this is how i like to end my weekend.

Check back every Monday for photo updates on the weekend's search for god. If you have any from your searches send em over Sunday and ill get them up! (email link is at the bottom of my homepage)

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Nun Murdered After Walking in on Threesome Bewteen 2 Priests & Another Nun

Thanks to out friends at God Bites Man for pointing this out. Apperently this triad did not want to be told on for their sexual blasphemy so one of them just wacked the intruder in the head with a hatchet and they threw her down a well. Hmmm.... maybe they should have just asked her to join in.

Friday, July 17, 2009

Be Careful This Weekend

Me and some of the boys are headed to Mexico to see if the Swine Flu and Drug War are really as bad as the media is making it out to be. Story and pics should follow next week, pending we haven't completely underestimated the situation, in the meantime, be careful this weekend...

Friday Drink Drop: Scotch Royale

Want to have a nice scotch without all the bite. Well here you go.

Scotch Royale


  • 1 Cube Sugar
  • 1½ oz Scotch
  • 1 Dash Bitters
  • Chilled Champagne
Place the sugar cube in champagne flute. Add the scotch and bitters, top with champagne.


Have fun this weekend, drink all you can and if you find God, let me know.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Baby, I Wanna Try Something New: Check this link...

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Monday, July 13, 2009

Mondays Wasted Weekend Pic Drop

Nothing says TALENTED like a beer bottle jammed down your throat

She is wasted, maybe you can get her number

Looks like fun, anyone wanna join in?

Drunk driving FAIL!

She really knows how to umm.... Drink

Check back every Monday for photo updates on the weekend's search for god. If you have any from your searches send em over Sunday and ill get them up!

Friday, July 10, 2009

Friday Drink Drop: Tequila Shot

Time to man up, and take a real shot.


  • Tequila (Patron is my prefered but whaver you have will work)
  • Shot Glass

Just fill the glass and throw it back, no time for licking, and spitting and sucking. Be a man and just take the shot!

However i do suggest some Tequila that does not have a worm in it, it not too dark and maybe even has a label on it. That is unless you are trying to forget the night ahead of you.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Sarah Palin is taking her ball and going home

This is just too funny not to share.
Crazy Sarah Palin threatens to sue the internet

Thank God this woman never made it into office.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Oh shit! Its Monday Already! Time for some Wasted Pics

Too much drinking makes me forget things, like to post some of the pics everyone sent me.

Happy 4th of July Weekend, enjoy your hangover!

It sucks to pee your pants and passout wasted... especially outside... especially in a trailer park

He might need a glass of water after this.

Hangin out of the car is a sweet move, and on the floor is even better

This dudes face says it all

This dudes face says Dick Head

I'd like mine without mustard...

Check back every Monday for photo updates on the weekend's search for god. If you have any from your searches send em over Sunday and ill get them up!

I wish every holiday involved beer and explosives.

The fourth of July is a great time of the year. Not only is it right in the best part of the summer but it also a nationwide celebration that involves excessive drinking and explosives. Despite the numerous laws passed each year by different states, fireworks continue to go off all over the place every July. I can't think of a better way to celebrate your freedom than with a beer in one hand and an explosive in the other.

"America... Fuck Yea!"

Getting drunk is an American tradition. You could say the values we cherish most include Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happy Hour. These days, the culture of inebriation is usually experienced first in high school. For me, that meant waiting until my mom went on vacation and then throwing an enourmous party in my backyard. Then trying to explain why there were tire tracks leading into the pool. From that point on drinking has become a reoccuring event that I gladly partake in every chance I get. I believe, through my own personal observation, that the majority of twenty-somethings all could be considered alcoholics by medical standards (which are rediculous by the way) and influences our social decissions, the people we hang out with and the hobbies we participate in. Thus throughout our lives, it is our choices... of beer, vodka, or whiskey that define us. I drink, therefore I am.

Alchohol can lead to some pretty stupid things as well. Thats why when I get to a drinking location I like to think that as long as I stay at that particular bar/party, there is only a limited amount of trouble I can get myself into. Because when you go places, bad things happen, Example: I was kicked out of a Walmart once because a friend and I were racing those motorized scooters around the store. When they stopped us I apologized and got off mine, but my friend just gunned his and shouted, "You'll never take me alive!" while speeding off at a half mile an hour. They did take him alive, and we are never allowed back.

But drinking isn’t always about excess and irresponsibility. Countless relationships have been forged over cocktails on a first date. Groundbreaking ideas have been spawned after a few beers. In truth, alcohol isn’t just a social lubricant imbibed by libidinous teens on Spring Break, it’s part of the very fabric of our society. And I’m not just saying that because I’m wasted.

As always, some random thoughts from this weekend...

I hate bars that have a selection of like 500 different beers. If I wanted to feel like an idiot ordering from an overly-extensive and confusing menu, I’d drink wine. I’m a man who likes his beer in a red, plastic cup and served with a hint of ping-pong ball residue.

I’m always the guy who gets a stray ice chip in his shot. It’s horrible because, for a millisecond, I think I’m gonna choke to death. Then I finally swallow, remember how much I abhor cheap tequila shots, and wish the ice chip had just finished me off.

I often find that the bar next door to the more exclusive bar that I really wanted to get into but couldn’t is more fun anyway. And that’s not because I’m bitter or anything.

How is it still legal to manufacture telephone books? They’ve got to be the most wasteful and useless products ever. Sure you can use it to hit your friends in the face, but besides that the things are glorified tree coffins. Al Gore could do a sequel just on the Yellow Pages.

This past weekend I celebrated the 4th in Los Angeles for the first time, and once again was reminded that Los Angeles can take something as amazing as The 4th of July and completely ruin it.

Quote of the weekend:
"Mom, let me call you back later, someone is holding the phone for me." "Why is someone holding the phone for you?" "I have beer taped to my hands. Love you, bye."

I fucking love summer...

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Wow this guy is hammered!

I love going down town and being just drunk enough to laugh at and take pictures of all the REALLY wasted people.
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Saturday, July 4, 2009

Happy Birthday America

Here yeah go America, Enjoy.

Nothing like hot girls wrapped in out nations glorious colors.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Friday Drink Drop: Drunken Arnold Palmer

Its summer time and its fucking hot, so here is what i got for you. A sweet tea summer delight for you to sip away on durring your 4th of July weekend festivities. This drink makes me want to eat bbq watch NASCAR and shoot fireworks!


  • 1part Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka
  • 1part Lemonade (i prefer Publix brand)
  • Ice

Mix it in a pitcher with a little bit of ice and then serve in an extra tall glass over lots of ice.

Have fun this weekend, drink all you can and if you find God, let me know.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

This is what we saw on our way to lunch today.

This dude is searching..... I think he is god!

Reporter Slaps Drunk Guy in the Face

Apparently this reporter doesn't think it is as funny as i do that the wasted guy keeps following him around trying to get on TV.

Contact: Dont Be Scared

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