Monday, June 29, 2009

Search Continues

Monday's Wasted Weekend Pic Drop

I hope everyone had a good enough weekend that you forgot some of it. Here are a few pics of some more people who forgot a majority of their weekend, enjoy and keep sending me pics in your search for God.

This is how i like to kick off my weekend too

"OMG its like totally boobs and we have beer, hahaha..."


Now thats what i like to see in a bar fight

Emo wet dream


Sleeping in beds is overrated.

Check back every Monday for photo updates on the weekend's search for god. If
you have any from your searches send em over Sunday and ill get them up!

Friday, June 26, 2009

Friday Drink Drop: Jackson 5

To celebrate the life of MJ this Fridays drinking will be in honor of the beginning of what was to be a long, influential, groundbreaking, crazy and a little creepy career. The King of Pop will live on and I'm sure every bar, club and social gathering will be playing his tunes for you to hear while you down this drink in remembrance.

Jackson 5
  • 1.5oz Vodka
  • 1.5ox Rum
  • 1.5oz Amaretto Almond Liqueur
  • Dash of Sweet and Sour Mix
  • Cranberry Juice
Mix the shots of rum, vodka, amaretto over ice, add a dash of sour mix, then fill the rest with cranberry juice in a tall glass.



Have fun this weekend, drink all you can and if you find God, let me know.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Man Runs Naked Through Wendy's & Steals French Fries

I like this guy, i dont see why the cops think its such a problem... In fact I probably know a few guys in college that it might be. (dont worry Matt, i wont turn you in if its you)

A woman was robbed of her French fries Saturday night at a drive-through in Langley by a naked man who swiped the meal.

RCMP Langley say the woman was at a Wendy's Restaurant in the 20200 block of 64 Avenue around 9:30 p.m. when the suspect approached her.

The victim said she was waiting at the drive-through for her order. When the attendant passed her fries through the window, an entirely naked man in his 20s ran between her car and the window and stole her food.

The man jumped into a silver van and sped off in an unknown direction with her fries.

Other than the age range of the suspect, the woman and restaurant employee could not provide further description.

The victim's side-view mirror was slightly damaged when the naked suspect ran between her car and the restaurant.

Police patrolling the area were not able to locate the van.

Hahahaha,, I couldnt find any footage of this event but i think i have some better video of naked fast food patrons.

Besides, who wants to see a dude naked anyway

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Your Liver is Evil And Must Be Destroyed


What to drink what to drink? It's the decision you run into at the beginning of every night. Everyone has their favorite "go to" drink, but look at all those god damn bottles behind the bar, I'm willing to bet there's something exciting back there that I haven't tried yet, and if I have to sit here all night to find it... so be it.

Friends tend to all drink the same drink when they go out together, so if the first guy goes to the bar and orders a whiskey, there's a good chance the rest of the guys will be drinking the same, but there's always someone thinking, in the back of his head, "fuck... not a whiskey night". He's usually the one who ends up in the Monday Wasted Weekend Pic Drop.

An average twentysomething drinker (read: alcoholic) usually has a drink that he will use as his "go to" for a long period of time before he either gets sick of it or can no longer been seen drinking it. Lets face it, it's okay to drink Milwaukee's Best and SoCo & lime shots in college. It's not okay to order at a wine and cheese party your girlfriends parents are throwing. By the way, if that's the best Milwaukee has to offer, I don't need to visit Milwaukee anytime soon. I used to order vodka & tonics all through college, it was my drink of choice or "go to". I liked the drunk, it was familiar and I thought pretty classy at the time. I haven't had one in about 2 years so i guess it just ran it's course. I wonder if it will make a reappearance sometime down the road? As you get older you find drinks more appropriate to drink in certain circumstances. Some of my friends have started drinking scotch and I have to admit, they look classier and a little bit more sophisticated. However just like any drink, there is an appropriate time for it, and an inappropriate time. "If you didn't want me to dissect the intricacies of early 90s Nickelodeon at the office Christmas party, you wouldn't have served Scotch. That's on you".

As always, some random thoughts from this weekend:

  • When I was in college I could basically go out and mix whatever the hell I wanted to, all night long, with no repercussions. Liquor before beer your.. beer before liquor.. ahhh who gives a damn. "Get me a beer and put a shot of tequila in it! Fuck you drinking rules!" I realized the other night, that my body cant take it anymore and mixing Jaegermeister, tequila, beer and wine its a bad decision and I will pay the price the next morning.

  • I know I'm getting older because my friends are trying to class up opportunities to get hammered. For example, tomorrow night I'm going to a "whiskey tasting." Is it me, or is that just an excuse to do shots of Jack Daniels on a Wednesday? I have no problem with it but lets call a spade a spade here.

  • If you are on a boat it's never too early to start drinking.

  • You are not supposed to take acetaminophen after drinking alcohol because it might damage your liver. You really think after what I drank this weekend my liver is afraid of a little Tylenol?

  • What actually happens if you get arrested by a cop on a horse?
And finally, I've learned after several years that I do well with certain drinks, not so well with others and some will most likely end in a fight. I'm not as young as I used to be and I have to start to realize that and act like an adult. I'll keep that in mind next time I'm at a bar and one of my buddies orders a whiskey... to which I'll say to myself: "not another whiskey night... fuck me!"


Monday, June 22, 2009

Mondays Wasted Weekend Pic Drop

Sorry for the late post, shit its almost midnight around here! I has some boating and drinking to do, i tried to wake board but was way to hammered to get up on the board and just ended up eating shit a couple times. Water doesn't feel like water when you crash.

...anyway this Monday i give you a great set of pics from this weekend. This girl was hammered and someone was playing a little dress up game. Scroll slowly so you can laugh harder and harder as it gets worse and worse.



Dudes only, haha She is lucky the only thing they are slapping on her face is marker.

Captain!

Is that a candy cain? ...just keeps getting better.

oh, someone wantes to look fancy...

Nice Cigarette

now it is all starting to make sense... not really

Still smokin

safety first when skaeboarding

Looks like she finally found her pot of gold! hahaha


Check back every Monday for photo updates on the weekend's search for god. If you have any from your searches send em over Sunday and ill get them up!

Sunday, June 21, 2009

This dude is wasted

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This dude is hammered and thinks he it puking in his little cup, but its not quite big enough to contain all his vomit!!! Hahahaha I love being down town but I'm hammered, but this guy is truely trying to fing God!

Friday, June 19, 2009

Friday Drink Drop Taxicab

Time for your Friday Drink of the Week. Make sure you take a taxi home after you have a few of these.

Taxi Cab

Ingredients:

  • .5oz Grand Marnier
  • .5oz Absolut Citron
  • .5oz DeKuyper Peachtree Schnapps
  • .5oz Pinapple Juice
Mix ans strain, you will be ready to go!

Have fun this weekend, drink all you can and if you find God, let me know.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Search Continues, Girls in Awesome Dirty Shirts














I went out last night and I gotta tell you this time I really really thought I had found the old man upstairs. I was wrong all I found is a bunch of awesome girls. I'm pretty sure this find is better. Search continues...

Sexual Harrassment

I had to watch a sexual harassment training video for work. The video showed a day in the life of a small-chested, very bland-looking girl who repeatedly got hit on by co-workers, clients, and even her bosses. My first thought while watching was "there is no way this chick is hot enough to be getting sexually harassed this much." My second thought was "I'm going to get my company sued one day, aren't I?"

Also, English Muffins; they're not English and they're not muffins... Discuss.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Blowin Up the Bible for the Sake of Safety

I had to take a double look at this one. Apparently a suspicious package was blasted by a disrupter gun to see if it was a bomb, however it was infact a bible! ahhh the irony, let us hope God does not strike you down. Only in Kansas... www.kansascity.com

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Modearatly Indecent Proposal

Sex and sexuality in the 21 century is the schmoo of its time (see the movie : Lucky Number Slevin). Our society thrives on various sexual exploits, and thanks to the internet, speed dating and date rape drugs there is finally someone or some activity to satiate even the most disturbing of fantasies. I was recently engaged in a conversation with a co-worker as to the morality of implied under age pornography. She was questioning whether or not it is “weird” or immoral for older men to watch porn consisting of supposed underage women. I replied that certain men fantasize about younger women for a number of reasons; maybe they didn’t get any in high school and missed out on that pre-college firmness or maybe they just aspire to own a windowless van to fill with puppies and candy. Either way the act of watching something is very different from actually doing it, at least that’s what the judge told me, and while ethically or morally wrong to certain groups of people, there is nothing wrong with entertaining a fantasy. Id be happy to explain this in greater detail, why don’t we continue the conversation in my van; I have candy and puppies inside…

Monday, June 15, 2009

Mondays Wasted Weekend Pic Drop

I drank too much Thursday and didn't get to drink nearly as much Jack Daniels as i would have liked to this weekend. But someone did! Your wasted Weekend pics for this Monday get close and personal with a few of the faces made while taking part in a little party.

This baby has had enough Captain Morgan

Does this guy play hockey for the Penguins?

Is that Lindsay Lohan cousin?

This cat loves the Captain, cant get enough of that spiced rum

Check back every Monday for photo updates on the weekend's search for god. If you have any from your searches send em over Sunday and ill get them up!

Friday, June 12, 2009

Friday Drink Drop Red Panties

Not the best shot for a whiskey drinking man but it tastes good and should lower the inhibitions of the ladies; possibly get you into thoes little red panties you have been dreaming about. 
Oops, thats my roomate passed out after too many shots, he couldn't find someone elses red panties to get into so he had to get into a pair of his own. 

Ingredients: 
  • 1oz Smirnoff Vodka
  • 1oz Peach Schnapps
  • .25 Grenadine 
  • 2oz Orange Juice 
Mix over ice and strain for a nice little treat. 

Maybe this will make up for my roommate

Have fun this weekend, drink all you can and if you find God, let me know.

God hates the Los Angeles Lakers.....

Only two posts in to this crazy, crazy realm of non-intellectual ramblings, and I think my search is over!!! And the answer is.....God may not Exist :O!!!!

Stay with me for a second as steer towards a segment slightly jilted towards those sports fans among us. ....

This is the way i see things: If there is a God, then he would in no way shape or form let the Los Angeles Lakers be prosperous. Lets add things up here. LA is a decaying remnant of a Striking metropolis that once upon a time stood for the shining beacon of stars and starletts giving the common man, woman and child someone to be in awe of and aspire to emulate. LA is now a despicable town of broken dreams and crushed aspiration, where the woefully self appreciating stars of the silver screen fall in love with their own face and ideas of who they think they are and how special they must be to stand head and shoulders above us mere peasants. As these "stars" advocate AA and how much its made a change in their self righteous lives, they quickly stumble back into a drink and drug induced cataclysm of imperfection as the vultures known as the paparazzi scramble to get the best shot of today's young scarletts exposed crotch.

Add to this that the Lakers best player is at worst a Rapist and at best an Adulterer, and i dont care how much glitter the so called "City of Angels" dispenses upon his head, dirt like that dont rub off.
So here in lies my failing to see god as a Lakers basketball fan, rubbing elbows with ol' Jack Nicholson while talking on his Blue-tooth, wearing sun-glasses indoors and shooting the double-guns at some blond-headed bimbo Lakers dancer who came to LA to be an Actress, yet will leave a hopeless, pennyless broke down and used skank-muffin, but for the moment at least may think shes the cat's meow cause she blew Colin Farrel last night and gave Christian Bale a reach around before brunch.

Which is why if there is a God then LA will lose this NBA Final series, to a team from a City, and State for that Matter, which most Latte Slurping douche Nuggets in the Golden(spray) State, think is just a staging point for Disney World where Hoedown Hillbillies shop at Wally World and Bang their sisters, and Speedo ridden European Tourist strut their chest-bushes at our local shorelines.

Know what? The Hell with it! Well bring on that weak Shit LA, and Ill keep on searching for his holiest of holy! After all we don't have to keep God outta California, cause he ain't there!

GO MAGIC.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

I Drink & I Pee: Happens Every Time

I found myself having a few drink and grabbing some food at my local crossdressing food establishemnt when all of the sudden i had to pee. I didn't think much of it until i hit the men's room. Now excuse my ignorance but i couldn't help but think about the drag queen who was 20 feet behind me on the way to the restroom and whether or not he/she would be at the stall next to me in 30 seconds peeing and check me out. That has hence inspire me to search for some awkward pee pee situations.




Thanks NextRound click for some more strange urinals

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Mondays Wasted Weekend Pic Drop

I hope everyone had a good wasted weekend, for those of you that ended your night on the toilet one way or another this weekend's pics are for you.

two fingers and a sweet hat, stay classy

These girl know how to pop bottles, haha wasted

No need to comment



Check back every Monday for photo updates on the weekend's search for god. If you have any from your searches send em over Sunday and ill get them up!

Friday, June 5, 2009

Friday Drink Drop: Vegas Bomb

We all hate a hangover but love Las Vegas. Last time i was in Vegas a friend behind the bar made what he called a Vegas Bomb, when i woke up with a hangover the next day i called him to see what was in it so i could share it with all of you... 

So take a Vegas Bomb before you head out to see The Hangover that comes out today. It was directed by the guy who directed Old School so it better be good. 



Ingredients: 

  • 1oz Crown Royal 
  • .25oz Peach Schnapps
  • .25oz Coconut Rum
  • .5 Cup of Red Bull 
Mix the liquor first in a shot glass, starting with the crown. Then drop it into a half cup of red Bull, chug and commence gambling. 

Have good weekend, drink all you can and if you find God, let me know.

God Approves of this, and I Laugh My Ass Off!



Guy thinks he has a good prank, then takes it to the face... haha

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Drunk Text....

Copy this and print it out because some times it's gotta be done... Search continues!

Monday, June 1, 2009

Mondays Wasted Weekend Pic Drop

Here is your pic drop from another weekend of Consumptions.

Sleeping like a baby.

This is why i never pass out in my sports bra and underpants. 

Who wants a mustache ride? 

Thumbs up to you too.

Check back every Monday for photo updates on the weekend's search for god. If you have any from your searches send em over Sunday and ill get them up!

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