Thursday, April 30, 2009

Golf and Beer?

Golf and Beer?

Take a good look at this picture then read the paragraph underneath.

Golf Story

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man (see above) who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?' No, I had to stop drinking years ago, 'the homeless man replied.

'Will you use it t o go fishing instead of buying food?' the man asked.' No, I don't waste time fishing, 'the homeless man said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'

'Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?' the man asked.  'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless man. 'I haven't played golf in 20 years!'

'Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?' the man asked.' What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?' exclaimed the homeless man.

'Well, 'said the man, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.' The homeless man was astounded.' Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'

The man replied, 'That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and women.'

Search for God continues.....


Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Beer Can Art

Some call it gross, some call it childish, i call it art.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Happy Fucking Easter!



Ahh its Easter again. That means Good Friday, death, spring, resurrections, eggs, bunnies and Jesus... Wait a second, what do Jesus, eggs and bunnies have to do with each other??? Well im glad you asked, actually they DONT.  The history of Easter reaches far before the death and birth of Jesus.  It was actually derived from the Babylonian Spring Goddess Ishar, later known as "Estera" or "Ostara", who was born of immaculte conception and fell from the moon into the Euphrates river in an egg. She was commonly worshipped in the spring. Estera's sacred animal was the hare (not the bunny).  It seems to me this holiday, that is today a celebration of Jesus, has long been about something else, like the welcoming of spring through celebration of a crazy rabbit loving sun goddess. 

So what did i do to celebrate you ask. Well i got hammered on Good Friday, im drinking this Saturday (all day), and im hoping i can spend my Sunday sipping on my Drunken Bunny.

Drunken Bunny Drink Recipe
1 oz Blue Curacao
.5 oz Whipped Cream
1 oz Melon Liqueur 
1 oz Orange Rum 
Mix all ingredients together with crushed ice in a glass and garnish with mint leaves.          

I leave you with a couple ecards from someecards.com and a nice little bunny pic. Enjoy your weekend and Drink Up!







Thursday, April 9, 2009

Indeed... Moderation is for Pussies!

Redneck word of the day: Obama

I bought me a case of beer and drank it Obama self.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Monday Night!!! Still Searching........

Monday night, we searched and searched and searched still no god..........

Still Searching

Wonderful Day! I found God!!!!............... Or not. This may be my first blog, but its in no way my first Rodeo. I've been searching for the answers from the "Holy One" for damn near my entire life, and with the exception of an alcohol fueled rampage or 19, in which someone above must have either stopped me or saved me from doing something stupid/ignorant/Illegal, I haven't had a convo with the head honcho. Well at least not one were he talks back. Sure I think I've seen him a few times, like maybe in the sunset off of Siesta Key, or in the innocent eyes of a child right before he punches you in the scroat. Fact is that as we spend our life's working hours we'll never be refunded, in order for someone to hand us paper that has no real value except maybe to burn in order to warm our bodies, all the while contemplating the meaning of why we exist and whats in store for us, hoping that there's more to life then 30 years scraping pubes off a toilet bowl to be rewarded with a gold plated watch and a big FU. So we search, and the expedition, diligently, continues................

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Winghouse and Dodgeball



Went out last night and hung out with a few Winghouse girls, crushed random people's hopes with a fake $100 bill... Got hit in the head with a few too many dodge balls, but always the last one standing! Kicked ass at Beer Pong, straight killed it! Then went for a three mile hike, found a large American flag and ran through the freeway with it on my back.  Still no GOD... Search continues...


Monday, April 6, 2009

Here we go, hold on for the ride!

There are still a few of us (men and women) who hold on to a little bit of a party mentality. We may not be in the full swing of college but at the same time we appreciate a good time, a good drink and some great friends. We may have some critics who say we are not doing the "right thing" we need to "grow up" or even "find God"... Well this sites for you, get on board or get out of the way!

Contact: Dont Be Scared

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