I had to watch a sexual harassment training video for work. The video showed a day in the life of a small-chested, very bland-looking girl who repeatedly got hit on by co-workers, clients, and even her bosses. My first thought while watching was "there is no way this chick is hot enough to be getting sexually harassed this much." My second thought was "I'm going to get my company sued one day, aren't I?"
Also, English Muffins; they're not English and they're not muffins... Discuss.