Monday, June 29, 2009
Check back every Monday for photo updates on the weekend's search for god. If
you have any from your searches send em over Sunday and ill get them up!
Friday, June 26, 2009
- 1.5oz Vodka
- 1.5ox Rum
- 1.5oz Amaretto Almond Liqueur
- Dash of Sweet and Sour Mix
- Cranberry Juice
Have fun this weekend, drink all you can and if you find God, let me know.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
RCMP Langley say the woman was at a Wendy's Restaurant in the 20200 block of 64 Avenue around 9:30 p.m. when the suspect approached her.
The victim said she was waiting at the drive-through for her order. When the attendant passed her fries through the window, an entirely naked man in his 20s ran between her car and the window and stole her food.
The man jumped into a silver van and sped off in an unknown direction with her fries.
Other than the age range of the suspect, the woman and restaurant employee could not provide further description.
The victim's side-view mirror was slightly damaged when the naked suspect ran between her car and the restaurant.
Police patrolling the area were not able to locate the van.Hahahaha,, I couldnt find any footage of this event but i think i have some better video of naked fast food patrons.
Besides, who wants to see a dude naked anyway
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
What to drink what to drink? It's the decision you run into at the beginning of every night. Everyone has their favorite "go to" drink, but look at all those god damn bottles behind the bar, I'm willing to bet there's something exciting back there that I haven't tried yet, and if I have to sit here all night to find it... so be it.
Friends tend to all drink the same drink when they go out together, so if the first guy goes to the bar and orders a whiskey, there's a good chance the rest of the guys will be drinking the same, but there's always someone thinking, in the back of his head, "fuck... not a whiskey night". He's usually the one who ends up in the Monday Wasted Weekend Pic Drop.
An average twentysomething drinker (read: alcoholic) usually has a drink that he will use as his "go to" for a long period of time before he either gets sick of it or can no longer been seen drinking it. Lets face it, it's okay to drink Milwaukee's Best and SoCo & lime shots in college. It's not okay to order at a wine and cheese party your girlfriends parents are throwing. By the way, if that's the best Milwaukee has to offer, I don't need to visit Milwaukee anytime soon. I used to order vodka & tonics all through college, it was my drink of choice or "go to". I liked the drunk, it was familiar and I thought pretty classy at the time. I haven't had one in about 2 years so i guess it just ran it's course. I wonder if it will make a reappearance sometime down the road? As you get older you find drinks more appropriate to drink in certain circumstances. Some of my friends have started drinking scotch and I have to admit, they look classier and a little bit more sophisticated. However just like any drink, there is an appropriate time for it, and an inappropriate time. "If you didn't want me to dissect the intricacies of early 90s Nickelodeon at the office Christmas party, you wouldn't have served Scotch. That's on you".
As always, some random thoughts from this weekend:
- When I was in college I could basically go out and mix whatever the hell I wanted to, all night long, with no repercussions. Liquor before beer your.. beer before liquor.. ahhh who gives a damn. "Get me a beer and put a shot of tequila in it! Fuck you drinking rules!" I realized the other night, that my body cant take it anymore and mixing Jaegermeister, tequila, beer and wine its a bad decision and I will pay the price the next morning.
- I know I'm getting older because my friends are trying to class up opportunities to get hammered. For example, tomorrow night I'm going to a "whiskey tasting." Is it me, or is that just an excuse to do shots of Jack Daniels on a Wednesday? I have no problem with it but lets call a spade a spade here.
- If you are on a boat it's never too early to start drinking.
- You are not supposed to take acetaminophen after drinking alcohol because it might damage your liver. You really think after what I drank this weekend my liver is afraid of a little Tylenol?
- What actually happens if you get arrested by a cop on a horse?
Monday, June 22, 2009
Sunday, June 21, 2009
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This dude is hammered and thinks he it puking in his little cup, but its not quite big enough to contain all his vomit!!! Hahahaha I love being down town but I'm hammered, but this guy is truely trying to fing God!
Friday, June 19, 2009
- .5oz Grand Marnier
- .5oz Absolut Citron
- .5oz DeKuyper Peachtree Schnapps
- .5oz Pinapple Juice
Thursday, June 18, 2009
I went out last night and I gotta tell you this time I really really thought I had found the old man upstairs. I was wrong all I found is a bunch of awesome girls. I'm pretty sure this find is better. Search continues...
Also, English Muffins; they're not English and they're not muffins... Discuss.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Sex and sexuality in the 21 century is the schmoo of its time (see the movie : Lucky Number Slevin). Our society thrives on various sexual exploits, and thanks to the internet, speed dating and date rape drugs there is finally someone or some activity to satiate even the most disturbing of fantasies. I was recently engaged in a conversation with a co-worker as to the morality of implied under age pornography. She was questioning whether or not it is “weird” or immoral for older men to watch porn consisting of supposed underage women. I replied that certain men fantasize about younger women for a number of reasons; maybe they didn’t get any in high school and missed out on that pre-college firmness or maybe they just aspire to own a windowless van to fill with puppies and candy. Either way the act of watching something is very different from actually doing it, at least that’s what the judge told me, and while ethically or morally wrong to certain groups of people, there is nothing wrong with entertaining a fantasy. Id be happy to explain this in greater detail, why don’t we continue the conversation in my van; I have candy and puppies inside…
Monday, June 15, 2009
Friday, June 12, 2009
Oops, thats my roomate passed out after too many shots, he couldn't find someone elses red panties to get into so he had to get into a pair of his own.
Stay with me for a second as steer towards a segment slightly jilted towards those sports fans among us. ....
This is the way i see things: If there is a God, then he would in no way shape or form let the Los Angeles Lakers be prosperous. Lets add things up here. LA is a decaying remnant of a Striking metropolis that once upon a time stood for the shining beacon of stars and starletts giving the common man, woman and child someone to be in awe of and aspire to emulate. LA is now a despicable town of broken dreams and crushed aspiration, where the woefully self appreciating stars of the silver screen fall in love with their own face and ideas of who they think they are and how special they must be to stand head and shoulders above us mere peasants. As these "stars" advocate AA and how much its made a change in their self righteous lives, they quickly stumble back into a drink and drug induced cataclysm of imperfection as the vultures known as the paparazzi scramble to get the best shot of today's young scarletts exposed crotch.
Add to this that the Lakers best player is at worst a Rapist and at best an Adulterer, and i dont care how much glitter the so called "City of Angels" dispenses upon his head, dirt like that dont rub off.
So here in lies my failing to see god as a Lakers basketball fan, rubbing elbows with ol' Jack Nicholson while talking on his Blue-tooth, wearing sun-glasses indoors and shooting the double-guns at some blond-headed bimbo Lakers dancer who came to LA to be an Actress, yet will leave a hopeless, pennyless broke down and used skank-muffin, but for the moment at least may think shes the cat's meow cause she blew Colin Farrel last night and gave Christian Bale a reach around before brunch.
Which is why if there is a God then LA will lose this NBA Final series, to a team from a City, and State for that Matter, which most Latte Slurping douche Nuggets in the Golden(spray) State, think is just a staging point for Disney World where Hoedown Hillbillies shop at Wally World and Bang their sisters, and Speedo ridden European Tourist strut their chest-bushes at our local shorelines.
Know what? The Hell with it! Well bring on that weak Shit LA, and Ill keep on searching for his holiest of holy! After all we don't have to keep God outta California, cause he ain't there!
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
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Sunday, June 7, 2009
Friday, June 5, 2009
- 1oz Crown Royal
- .25oz Peach Schnapps
- .25oz Coconut Rum
- .5 Cup of Red Bull