Friday, May 29, 2009

Friday Drink Drop: The Terminator

For this recipe of the week there are a couple different ways to make it. In honor of the new Terminator movie that just came out "Terminator Salvation" I'm gonna go with the one i think will put you in a special place.

The Terminator

Shake the 151 over ice then strain into a shot glass, next add Rumple Minze and terminate.

Have fun this weekend, drink all you can and if you find God, let me know.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

What did you do for Memorial Day?....

We were trying to figure out what to do for Memorial day… when a group of friends and I decided to go to Mexico. I'm still not sure why but like many of my stories that end up badly it sounded like a good idea at the time. We set out on our journey by stocking up on essentials. You know stuff like beef jerky, candy bars, chips, beer, whisky, and a little rum. We jumped in a van and began our not so long journey to across the border. We told stories about home and girls we'd dated to pass the time and before we knew it we were in Mexico. Immediately we noticed the signs for "Drink and Drowns". What a great place! For only five American dollars you can drink until you can drink no more. We thought that we had left the good old USA and found Heaven. It didn't take me very long to become so drunk that I couldn't drink anymore but longer than most of my friends. We stumbled out onto the street when out of nowhere a little person walks up to us. I thought that I was imaging the little man once he started to speak. He looked up at us and said, " For ten dollars I'll let you kick me as hard as you can."

"What?" I asked both with surprise and curiosity. This place was awesome. I got drunk for the cost of two beers and a midget just offered to let me kick him as hard as I could for less than a CD. I fell in love with Mexico at that exact moment. After a little conversation he assured us that he was serious about being kicked and I was more than happy to kick him. I myself spent eighty dollars kicking him. At first I was timid afraid that I would hurt the little guy but after watching him stand up and brush the dust from his jeans a couple of times I was ready to give him all I had. I threw a straight kick and landed it square in his gut. He slid a couple of feet and was more than happy to let my friends give him their best shots. He walked away laughing at us and three hundred dollars richer. Looking back on it I would have got my butt kicked for three hundred dollars in Mexico. It was a small fortune. Later that night we ended up seeing him in a bar that we entered. He waved with a smile on his face and we bought him a bunch of shots. He was one of the coolest people I have ever met in my entire life. I would like to see him again and may venture back down that way one day just to see if I can find him.

It was early the next morning when we decided to go back to our hotel when we were stopped by the police. I don't remember leaving the bar but I do remember the cops. The next thing that I can recall I was waking up in a Mexican jail cell. It was at that moment that I decided that maybe Mexico doesn't love me. My friends bailed me out and I was free to go. I ended up having to pay them back four hundred bucks for what they had spent on my freedom. Apparently I had puked on one of the officers that had stopped us for public intoxication. I had just finished telling them that I wasn't drunk when it happened. I spent more to get out of Mexico than the entire time that I was there including the eighty bucks I had spent kicking the little person. We thought that we had found god this time for sure in a Mexican Jail. Still no god search continues…

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Straight from God's Video Archive

If this video doesn't stimulate your mind and bring you closer to God i dont know what will.

This version is uncensored so i wouldn't exactly watch it on the big screen at work.

Thanks for watching and God Speed

Monday, May 25, 2009

Monday's Wasted Weekend Pic Drop

Here is your pic drop from another weekend of glory!

She is having a bad drinking day.

Glad it didnt wake up to this in my house

God looks down on Drugs

She is about to eat that girls face!

Check back every Monday for photo updates on the weekend's search for god. If you have any from your searches send em over Sunday and ill get them up!

Friday, May 22, 2009

Friday Drink Drop, mix up your weekend with "Lady Liberty In A Thong"

In honor of a long Memorial Day weekend I present the Friday Drink of the Week for your Drinking Pleasure.

Lady Liberty In A Thong

  • 1oz Coffee Brandy
  • 1.5oz Dark Rum, Jamaican preferred
  • 2tsp Lemon Juice
Shake the ingredients in a cocktail shaker and strain into a cocktail glass

Have fun this weekend, drink all you can and if you find God, let me know.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Wasted Chicks for Monday's Wasted Weekend Pic Drop

I was drinking a little less than normal this weekend and people watching outside my favorite bar just before last call. After looking around for a bit i realized i am usually the one stumbling around like a wasted idiot tripping over that little crack in the sidewalk and passing out on the couch (after a cab ride home) only to get written on with a permanent marker and wake up with a headache.

That inspired me to see if I could find a few wasted people for the new wasted Monday Weekend Pic Drop.

Enjoy and Check back next Monday for more.

Friday, May 8, 2009

Jager what? Jagermiester who...?

I found my self drinking a little too much Jager while stumbling around my back yard (actually it was my neighbors and i just thought it was mine) when all of the sudden i realized that i was clueless about 3 things: what Jagermiester means, how i got so wasted and who took off all my clothes... So when i finally woke up i did a little research and with a little help from my friends over at the bachelor guy i found all the answers...

Viva la Jager! 

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

Ahhhh, Fiesta time!!! Get some good tequila (or bad), sombreros, salsa (the kind you eat or the kind you look like a schmuck doing), cerveza, pinatas, and a sweet mustache. Now all you need is all your boys. So what do you do? Better hit up manvite quick, the only online invite service for MEN. Here is a little blurb from the MANifesto just so you know they mean business:

"MANVITE is a free online invitation service that finally caters to the real man. You won't find a bunch of colorful balloons and frittata recipes on a Manvite. What you will get is a ton of features that assure your status as an alpha-male. Some of them include..." 
  • A straightforward chance to accept or reject a Manvite based on its manliness.
  • A postgame page after every event that allows you to talk mad shit after it's over. That's right, if Larry pisses his pants and passes out at the bar... he will hear about it... a lot.
  • The ability to make events public for the world to see - and, if your Manvite has large enough balls, the chance to have it be voted permanently into the Manvite Hall of Fame.
After that all i can leave you with is a link to the 5 things you didnt know about Cinco Day Drinko askmen 

Things every dude should know and follow! Sucks to be you nerd!


1. Never let a fellow dipper dip alone
2. Always dip before any sporting event
3. Always dip after any sporting event
4. Always dip during laser tag
5. Always dip during long car rides
6. Never refuse someone a lip from your tin, even if its your last...
7. When taking a lip from a fellow dipper, never take a bomb, unless there's an understanding
8. Always dip in the shower
9. Never choose a girl over skoal
10. Keep empty tins as trophies and try to make something useful out of them
11. Dip in movie theatres
12. Never take a lip out without a minimum of 20 minutes... it is wasteful
13. Never waste dip
14. Don't put more in than you can handle
15. Always carry a handy spitter
16. Never let a tin go past its expiration date
17. When in a group of dippers, don't be the lone man out
18. Don't encourage someone to quit, let it be their personal choice
19. If you play hockey, you should be a dipper
20. Never rat out a fellow dipper
21. If you cant pack a tin, practice till you get it right
22. If you throw up after your first time, don't worry it happens, give it another try
23. Dont be a social dipper
24. Take pride in your Skoal
25. When in doubt, pack a lip
26. Remember, Skoal is always there for you
27. Always help a fellow dipper in need
28. Remember, the dipping community is a brotherhood
29. Pack a lip when droppin a deuce
30. Try every flavor at least once
31. Fuck pouches
32. Never leave home without sufficient dip for the ride there and back
33. never, under any circumstances, let a broad convince you that dipping is dirty
34.Never tell a ghandi you have an opened tin, they will abuse the rule of not taking a bomb without the understanding
35.Don't spit every 5 seconds when having a lip in, you'll dry it out faster and have to resort to the sip and just ruins the experience
36. Always carry your tin on you
37. Fuck Bandits
38. If you're a dipper don't buy that cheap stuff I.E Timber wolf....Skoal is the only kind....The only exception to this rule is Grizzly. 
39. Never turn down a minor when he askes you to buy him a tin
40. dipping is bonding time
41. While dipping on long car rides driver always gets first spit
42. Whenever a fellow dipper is running low on cash always lend them $5 to get a tin
43. If you spill your tin, it's ok to cry over it but the first thing you do should be to get as much back in your tin as you can
44. Even though this goes against rule 14, you should try a horseshoe at least once. Especially when you're pissed and you need as much dip as possible to get you over it
45. Coppehagan is second best choice to Skoal. But if going with just straight it should be Copenhagen
46. Third Man In Rule- If a buddy of yours needs a dip you give him one. If another one of your boys asks for a dip, he is not given one due to the third man in rule. 

Ex: Hey hands let me get a pinch. 
Sure buddy, here ya go. 
Hands, can i get a pinch too? 
Nah bud, sorry, you're third man in
48. Always dip while working outside and/or washing your car
49. Always dip when playing video games
50. Always pack a lip on the golf course... you'll play better
51. take pride in having the tin crease in the back pocket of your jeans
52. Always pack when fishing

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